"Because I love you so much"

Oh, just have to tell you, when we got back from Ikea yesterday, both me and George were quite knackered. He'd fallen asleep in the car and wasn't too happy about having to walk up to the house now that I can't carry him any more.

He was lying on one sofa and I on the other, me looking at the telly, and George looking at me.

"Why are you looking at me?" I said.
"Because I love you so much" he said.

My lovely, lovely little boy.